A look into the life of Grant Miller

Here it is, what you've been waiting for...... The one and only Grant Miller posing for the paparazzi.
Tell me what you think of these pictures. Oh by the way he chose not to go to rehab.

First law of Dr. Evil

The first law of Dr. Evil is Habeas Corpse. Any person under arrest is to be brought before a corpse of Judges and Juries. In Latin it would literally mean, "You shall have a dead body (in the court)." Also our Supreme Court will be made up of nine Injustices, including one Chief Injustice, in other words, we will keep the same Injustices in office presently.

Victory strategy

As you can tell, I have no plan of action against Grant. So I am going to claim he has weapons of blog destruction, and then we "hunt" him down. Then we claim to liberate "the people". Sound like a game plan?

Fun facts

Johnny Yen isn't worth a million in prizes.

Grant Miller is mentally insane.

Chicken Little's least favorite season is Fall.

Al Gore will make a sequel to his movie except it will be called "A Convenient Truth" .

The Patriot Act is Patriotic, not.

1+1=11.

There is a Starbucks on every corner of the world, except when you want to go there.

I really seriously do a good Dr. Evil impression.

Johnny Yen is my long lost dad.

He has had three wives, not at the same time though.

He has two brothers, when you combine how many times all three of them have been married, the sum is seven. Two for Uncle D and Uncle K each. Then three for Mr. Yen. Ta-da, 7 wives total.

Books that should be written

Some books that I should write:

How to be a dummy for dummies

How to read for dummies

How to be smart for dummies

how to win a gold medal in the Olympics without steroids for dummies

How to pronounce the word "a" for dummies

And the picture above is a good one for Mr Yen

Have You Seen This Man?

If so, please call this number on your screen.

911

He is wanted for escaping a mental institution. Also is a criminal for not suppoting us. Remember, if your not with us, your against us.

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It is official

I declare blog war on Grant Miller Media. By next week I should have some photos of Grant, while I was doing some espionage work at Feed The Beast. As we all know Grant escaped rehab with his lady, Britney Spears.

lets talk buisness

any one want an interview by me leave a comment

someone is going to pay

I thought I made myself clear when I offered the diamond backs one million dollars to let the cubs win the world series. Sigh wait till next year.

Do you know?

If any republican wins the election, I will die. Thats all folks