Tagged, by Bubs

Seven facts you didn't know about me

1. I collect cions. I have about five ounces of silver. I'm going to save about $800 for a gold coin, which weighs about an ounce.

2. If I can't be a pilot or politician, I want to either take over the Late Show when Letterman retires or start my own funny show, I don't know how I could do this though.

3. If I really were dictator I would make Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein second in command. He would do my dirty work, and then when I die he will become the first monkey leader. One giant step for monkey kind.

4. I'm realated to the outlaw Sam Bass.

5. I live on Earth.

6. I like science, but hate the science fair and bibliographies.

7. I am liberal.