I've been seeing this on TV within the last few months. Just imagine that the politician guy is Blago......
Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts
Friday, December 19, 2008
Saturday, February 2, 2008
How to run a dictatorship
1. Get elected.
2. Ban stupidity.
3. Ban republicans.
4. Make allies with Cuba.
5. Sell Dr. Zaius and Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein government jobs.
6. Ban the O'Reilly factor
7. Ban sub-prime loans.
8. Don't invade other countries.
9. When I die, let Bill Clinton be the dictator.
2. Ban stupidity.
3. Ban republicans.
4. Make allies with Cuba.
5. Sell Dr. Zaius and Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein government jobs.
6. Ban the O'Reilly factor
7. Ban sub-prime loans.
8. Don't invade other countries.
9. When I die, let Bill Clinton be the dictator.
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