More on what I shall do as president

Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.

I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism

I will make sure Franco is still dead.

I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.

And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.


EVIL/Small 08!!!

If you support us, we won't support you.

Prank calls from Grant Miller

As you know I put my cell number on my blog, Grant decided to be a wise guy and after posting the comment, "Can I prank call you?" He actually did call me. Here is the conversation....

Dr. Evil: Hello

Grant Miller: Is your toilet running?

Dr. Evil: No, but your nose is.

Then I hung up.