More on what I shall do as president

Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.

I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism

I will make sure Franco is still dead.

I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.

And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.


EVIL/Small 08!!!

If you support us, we won't support you.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein wins Texas by 1 percent and 3 am attack ad!!!

Pundit: Because Dr. Evil was running such a great campaign, Dr. Monkerstein was desperate to win some states. The way he won is by running some scare tactic attack ads on who to trust during a 3 am crisis. But, who would you trust during a 3 am crisis? Dr. evil or Dr. Monkerstein?

Monkey Love is totally right wing

Now, Monkey Love 08 is gaining popularity, but they are totally brainwashing you. You think they are good but Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein's running mate, Joe Lieberman is endorsing John McCain for the 08 election. This message has been brought to you by Dr. Evil and Dan Rather. This is why you should vote Dr. Evil in 2008. By giving me your "vote" in 2008, you can join the evil family.

Remember

DR. EVIL 08'!!!

My blog is great

I looked up how much my blog is worth from some other bloggers link list and found out that my blog is worth $9597.18 and I looked up other peoples blogs too. My blog is not worth as much as Monkerstein's blog taking the gold medal of $89,197.32. Silver medal was Dale and his was worth $32,743.32. And bronze was Grant Miller's and his was worth $25,404.30.

Merry Christmas and don't forget....

DR. EVIL 08!!!

Seriously?

Today, the little kids sang at the assembly. They sang, "We wish you a happy holiday, we wish you a happy hoilday and a happy new year." Seriously? They took out the word, Christmas. If it is offensive, then pich another song!

Also, the whole political correctness has gone too far if it is considered offensive to say someone is sitting "Indian" style. Sometimes, I think people a are little crazier than I thought.

If we had treated the Native Americans in a humane way, maybe that would have been better.







Remember, DR. EVIL 08!!!

I'm back.....

Now that I am back from China, I have some stories to share.

1. 14 hours on an airplane will make you insane.

2. My cousin bought me this toy airplane in Beijing made with fake bullets. While trying to come back to America they confiscated it. There were cops with machine guns with them inspecting the plane.

3. Everything is cheap. I bought 12 key chains with the Olympic mascots on them for one dollar.

4. Next year, after the Olympics, instead of getting a gold medal, the first place winners with get a huge jade medal.

5. Also I found out that this was Mao's favorite dish. BBQ pork with tofu. It may look weird but it tastes good.

6. One of the most popular drinks in China contains 56% alcohol, enough for a life sentence of hangovers. Our tour guide poured some into an empty ash tray and lit it. It was about an ounce of liquid but it burned for about four minutes.

7. Also on this trip, I traveled 35 and a half hours on an airplane.

Hopefully Dr. Evil can resume posting, sorry about this inconvenience this may have cause you.

Remember....

DR. EVIL 08'!!!

I have a plan

Ze evil question

Everyone thinks that the Evil Genius is more evil than I, Dr. Evil but it is not true.
Since the Iron Curtain has finally rusted, I've decided that I will a stainless steel curtain. I can beat almost anyone at Risk and I can be more evil than the evil genius. I've got dirt on every blogger that attended the blogger summit a while back. Remember, if George Dubya Bush isn't the Apocalypse, I am.

And lastly. Don't forget, I own Blackwater....

Sorry for not posting in a while, again

My lap top is broken so I haven't been able to post at my moms house, so right now I'm at Mr. Yen's house on the computer posting. Also, a note, I am leaving to China next thursday and will be gone for ten days for diplomatic reasons. So right now I have decided that the Idea of Progress shall take over America during this time. Any way.......

Kristi- I see that you said your not Joe Liberman, but because I haven't met you, you mine as well be Joe Liberman playing hockey.

In other news today.....

If elected president, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein will empty out Fort Knox and put the worlds stash of Crunky's in there so only he and his buddies, Mitt Romney and Joe Lieberman can hoard them. Doesn't he seem like a republican?

Also, he will invade every country in the world, for the draft, you have to go hunting with Dick Cheney. If you survive, then you will be sent to war.

Some major problems I have him is, he's pro-stupidity. I am, of course, pro-intelligence.

Also he is a neoconservative. He will support Wal-Mart, oil companies such as Haliburton, will give tax breaks to the rich and steal from the poor an middle-class.

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DR. EVIL 08'!!!!!!