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Kid sellig newspapers-"Extra extra!!! Read all about it!!!"
"Monkerstein supports another, No child left behind act!!!"

Its me again, Dr. Evil. Now that I'm in Dr. Zaius's race, lets talk about the top 10 things that would be wrong with Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein if he were "president"...

10. He will still keep humans and monkeys segregated.

9. He will hire Rush Limbaugh as his "advisor".

8. If you don't wear a fez in public you will be sent to prison for 10 years.

7. The whole nation will be required to read the New York Post and watch Fox news instead of working 8 hours a day.

6. He will spread Illinios politics throughout the nation.

5. Mitt Romney will be his best friend.

4. He will ban "The Onion".

3. He will execute Fidel Castro.

2. He would make president Bush look like FDR. That's scary.

1. And lastly...... Joe Liberman will be his vice- president.