My lap top is broken so I haven't been able to post at my moms house, so right now I'm at Mr. Yen's house on the computer posting. Also, a note, I am leaving to China next thursday and will be gone for ten days for diplomatic reasons. So right now I have decided that the Idea of Progress shall take over America during this time. Any way.......
Kristi- I see that you said your not Joe Liberman, but because I haven't met you, you mine as well be Joe Liberman playing hockey.
In other news today.....
If elected president, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein will empty out Fort Knox and put the worlds stash of Crunky's in there so only he and his buddies, Mitt Romney and Joe Lieberman can hoard them. Doesn't he seem like a republican?
Also, he will invade every country in the world, for the draft, you have to go hunting with Dick Cheney. If you survive, then you will be sent to war.
Some major problems I have him is, he's pro-stupidity. I am, of course, pro-intelligence.
Also he is a neoconservative. He will support Wal-Mart, oil companies such as Haliburton, will give tax breaks to the rich and steal from the poor an middle-class.
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Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts
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Friday, November 9, 2007
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Breaking news!!!
Kid sellig newspapers-"Extra extra!!! Read all about it!!!"
"Monkerstein supports another, No child left behind act!!!"
Its me again, Dr. Evil. Now that I'm in Dr. Zaius's race, lets talk about the top 10 things that would be wrong with Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein if he were "president"...
10. He will still keep humans and monkeys segregated.
9. He will hire Rush Limbaugh as his "advisor".
8. If you don't wear a fez in public you will be sent to prison for 10 years.
7. The whole nation will be required to read the New York Post and watch Fox news instead of working 8 hours a day.
6. He will spread Illinios politics throughout the nation.
5. Mitt Romney will be his best friend.
4. He will ban "The Onion".
3. He will execute Fidel Castro.
2. He would make president Bush look like FDR. That's scary.
1. And lastly...... Joe Liberman will be his vice- president.
"Monkerstein supports another, No child left behind act!!!"
Its me again, Dr. Evil. Now that I'm in Dr. Zaius's race, lets talk about the top 10 things that would be wrong with Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein if he were "president"...
10. He will still keep humans and monkeys segregated.
9. He will hire Rush Limbaugh as his "advisor".
8. If you don't wear a fez in public you will be sent to prison for 10 years.
7. The whole nation will be required to read the New York Post and watch Fox news instead of working 8 hours a day.
6. He will spread Illinios politics throughout the nation.
5. Mitt Romney will be his best friend.
4. He will ban "The Onion".
3. He will execute Fidel Castro.
2. He would make president Bush look like FDR. That's scary.
1. And lastly...... Joe Liberman will be his vice- president.
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