I have a request

Dr. Evil is having a contest to see who could be the very first guest blogger. All you have to do is leave a comment and say that you would like to be a guest. Then I will decide. All you would have to do is post one or two days a week on a week day. And if you send me a dollar you will make $1000 a week folding envelopes.

This is great

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/second_term

When Bush won the last election in 2004, this video came out on Jibjab.com. I like this video, if you look at the begining,Colin Powell gets yanked off the stage. Now, most of those people would be off. Enjoy.

Extra Extra

Kid selling newspaper: "EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! DR. MONKEY VON MONKERSTEIN IS ENDORSED BY BILL O'REILLY AND RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!

Monkey Love is totally right wing

Now, Monkey Love 08 is gaining popularity, but they are totally brainwashing you. You think they are good but Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein's running mate, Joe Lieberman is endorsing John McCain for the 08 election. This message has been brought to you by Dr. Evil and Dan Rather. This is why you should vote Dr. Evil in 2008. By giving me your "vote" in 2008, you can join the evil family.

Remember

DR. EVIL 08'!!!

Ok, Ok

Dr. Evil has decided not to retire. This almost reminds me of Doonesbury. In one of the comics, Uncle Duke is with his assistant in China while he's the ambassador and she said, "Last week chairman Mao said he wanted to tear down the Great Wall because it represents the old times. So I told him I would have it torn down immediately, then two days later, he said he wanted it back up again and I told him that I had personally directed the rebuilding of the Wall, and he thinks I'm a genius."
Uncle Duke said, "In some ways you are."

But anyway... I guess that the regime change must go on.

I forgot to mention my Christmas. Well, it was OK on Christmas day but I ended up staying at my grandma's house for the night. At midnight I played Risk with three other cousins. We figured that it would end at two or three in the morning, but it went a little longer than we expected. My first cousin and I were the first ones to go, at about five in the morning. Then we went to go get coffee, donuts, and other breakfast "stuff". By the time we got back, it was seven thirty and the my two other cousins were still playing. At about nine in the morning, they finished.

Surprisingly, this was a great Christmas, but a nine hour game of Risk is crazy......

Farewell

Today, December 31, 2007, I, Dr. Evil officially announce the retirement of my blog. Although I am retiring, I will still continue to read all of your blogs.

Dr. Evil

Compare

Lets compare Led Zeppelin's version of Whole Lotta Love to the Temple City Kazoo Orchestra's Version.





This reminds me of last year, when my Uncle gave everyone a Kazoo to sing Happy Birthday to my grandma.

My blog is great

I looked up how much my blog is worth from some other bloggers link list and found out that my blog is worth $9597.18 and I looked up other peoples blogs too. My blog is not worth as much as Monkerstein's blog taking the gold medal of $89,197.32. Silver medal was Dale and his was worth $32,743.32. And bronze was Grant Miller's and his was worth $25,404.30.

Merry Christmas and don't forget....

DR. EVIL 08!!!

This is awesome

This is the best commercial ever. Screw the lizard dude.

And to mention one more thing

I forgot, for all of you FOX haters, you should watch the movie Outfoxed. Even though it is a very serious movie there are some hilarious parts. Like in one part, Bill O'Reilly claims he has never told anyone to shut up, but then they play a clip and the guest he had on was against invading Afghanistan and he was naming every good reason not to such as the fact that we were the idiots who provided the Taliban every weapon they had. After about a minute Bill tries to use his flat out lying propaganda and names some stupid reasons to invade but the guy stuck to his reasons, and then Bill O'Reilly just starts screaming, "Shut Up!!!"

Also he started attacking him calling him dumb for "not knowing what was going on." It gets better, this was showed on TV and made him look like a bigger moron than he already was. Either Fox has the stupidest idiots, or this is a real life sitcom, I'll guess the first one.