Dr. Evil makes a miraculous comeback!!!

Today, around three thirty PM central time, Dr. Evil made a miraculous comeback in Risk. As Johnny Yen was dominating, Dr. Evil got a bonus and managed to cripple his main forces. It started out with me only having all of South America and a few other countries. Using my 3 minimum armies, 2 South American bonus armies, and my 15 card bonus armies, I was able to fortify South America from invasion from Central America while taking and holding Africa and eliminating my step-sister in the process and getting her cards. Besides taking Africa, I made sure that he wouldn't get any bonuses for Asia or Europe, although he got the Australian bonus. By that time he had to head off for work so my step-sister took his place and by then she couldn't do much. She got a few countries but because I had her cards from when I had previously eliminated her, I had another extra 15 army bonus with the African, and South American bonus plus having 21 countries I got 7 armies. By then, I took most (but not all) of Asia. By then she had only a few countries left giving her the 3 army minimum, thus not getting far. Then I won by taking Aussie and North America.

What was actually amazing was that Yen had so much of the world that I joked that it would be funny if I won. My step-sister had only 4 countries and I had only about 5 and I made a very miraculous come back.

As the ending message....


"I PITTY THE FOOL!!!"
-As famously said by Mr. T

Ok, Ok

Dr. Evil has decided not to retire. This almost reminds me of Doonesbury. In one of the comics, Uncle Duke is with his assistant in China while he's the ambassador and she said, "Last week chairman Mao said he wanted to tear down the Great Wall because it represents the old times. So I told him I would have it torn down immediately, then two days later, he said he wanted it back up again and I told him that I had personally directed the rebuilding of the Wall, and he thinks I'm a genius."
Uncle Duke said, "In some ways you are."

But anyway... I guess that the regime change must go on.

I forgot to mention my Christmas. Well, it was OK on Christmas day but I ended up staying at my grandma's house for the night. At midnight I played Risk with three other cousins. We figured that it would end at two or three in the morning, but it went a little longer than we expected. My first cousin and I were the first ones to go, at about five in the morning. Then we went to go get coffee, donuts, and other breakfast "stuff". By the time we got back, it was seven thirty and the my two other cousins were still playing. At about nine in the morning, they finished.

Surprisingly, this was a great Christmas, but a nine hour game of Risk is crazy......

Ze evil question

Everyone thinks that the Evil Genius is more evil than I, Dr. Evil but it is not true.
Since the Iron Curtain has finally rusted, I've decided that I will a stainless steel curtain. I can beat almost anyone at Risk and I can be more evil than the evil genius. I've got dirt on every blogger that attended the blogger summit a while back. Remember, if George Dubya Bush isn't the Apocalypse, I am.

And lastly. Don't forget, I own Blackwater....

Dictator beaten

For the first time in three years of playing, Johnny Yen has beaten me in a game of Risk.

Elk, remember I can still beat you in Risk.

Note to the people: I have "dominated" the world many times in Risk. I've played maybe 25 games with Johnny and other people and I didn't "dominate" the world five times. Johnny has beaten me only three times.

Record
25W 5L

Must Dominate, must Dominate, must.................