Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.
I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism
I will make sure Franco is still dead.
I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.
And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.
EVIL/Small 08!!!
If you support us, we won't support you.
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I think the thing I like most about your agenda is that there's really nothing for me to do, except sit back and get paid. I wonder if I might be able to host a few lunches, and stuff like that... maybe a couple of "official" trips to Hawaii as sort of a "good-will ambassador" type-thing.
And also, I wouldn't mind a raise, either.
Thats my local politics for ya. Would you like $80,000 for "fun?"
Just while your at it.......
$80K??? I don't know. I thought the pay for V.P. was, like, $250K. I'm not so sure now....
Btw, while I'm "at" what???
No New York governors complained about 80K....
80K???? That's it??? 250K or I walk. I want a bonus package, also.
I also want an ipod.
... and an iphone.
.. and a pony.
How about................
One million dollars?
(You could send your personal secretary to buy whatever you want)
How are you going to run the world, when you can't even beat the Elk at Risk?
Hahahahaaa
... and sure, I'll take the million. Why not. Count me in.
Of course, I would have settled at $500K, but since you offered the $1M, you're stuck with it now...
Elk-I beat you once and I'll beat you again if you ever visit me.
Ummmmm..... Getting very forgetful aren't we? The Elk was never and remains undefeated . Could it be the prospect of another Century of losing baseball on the North side that is causing your dementia?
Next, you're going to claim I was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Kamtachtka and that Brownie is doing a heck of a job.....
Elk- A few things. I think your hiding WMD's in Siberia.
Ukraine not weak!!!
And last your doing a heckuva job Elk.
Can I get a job too? and also Dr. Evil, you're not really just 14 are you?
Marjorie- Yes, I'm 14. You can be in the Supreme court. You could be my chief injustice.
Thank You, allright outasight wowie I'm stoked, finally someone has actually really and truly let me do something! I'm a dork I know it but who cares yippe kay aye oh ride em cowboys eeeehaaa sani-flush.
THANKS, I won't disappoint you.
heeheeheeheehee
;)
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