Ze evil question

Everyone thinks that the Evil Genius is more evil than I, Dr. Evil but it is not true.
Since the Iron Curtain has finally rusted, I've decided that I will a stainless steel curtain. I can beat almost anyone at Risk and I can be more evil than the evil genius. I've got dirt on every blogger that attended the blogger summit a while back. Remember, if George Dubya Bush isn't the Apocalypse, I am.

And lastly. Don't forget, I own Blackwater....

Dictator beaten

For the first time in three years of playing, Johnny Yen has beaten me in a game of Risk.

Elk, remember I can still beat you in Risk.

Note to the people: I have "dominated" the world many times in Risk. I've played maybe 25 games with Johnny and other people and I didn't "dominate" the world five times. Johnny has beaten me only three times.

Record
25W 5L

Must Dominate, must Dominate, must.................