The trial

As of tomorrow, Grant Miller will be put on trial. We are currently looking for a jury. We need 12 volunteers. All twelve have to know all the current laws of Dr. Evil. Fortunately for people that like Grant, he can't get a life sentence. For Immaturity reasons, he will be tried as an adolescent. Grant Miller is being tried for not handing over the media to me, Dr. Evil.

My halloween costume

Ok folks. I've decided to be even more evil for Halloween. Here is my costume.


Also I'm going to have a fake shotgun to scare people.

Oh... Wait, am I scaring you now?

By the way, this was so worth the fifteen dollars.

So far so good

Today Dr. Evil did his science project presentation, happily I made alive. I'm sure my science teacher was amazed. Sorry for not posting in a while either. Also I have to thank the smartass classmates of mine for asking questions that showed the teacher how much research I put into it.

Second, third, and fourth laws of Dr. Evil

The second law of Dr. Evil gives you the right to own bear arms. The bear arms can be used in funny pranks, the superbowl, and to make Packers fans unhappy.

The third law of Dr. Evil says you have thr make a house of soliders. We recommend those green army soliders.

The fourth law of Dr. Evil says in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to an unfair and fascist trial.

The Truth

My favorite news source isn't joking with their headlines any more. The Onions headline reads "Poll:Bullshit is most important issue for 2008 voters."

Since when does the Onion actually start printing the truth?

Tagged, by Bubs

Seven facts you didn't know about me

1. I collect cions. I have about five ounces of silver. I'm going to save about $800 for a gold coin, which weighs about an ounce.

2. If I can't be a pilot or politician, I want to either take over the Late Show when Letterman retires or start my own funny show, I don't know how I could do this though.

3. If I really were dictator I would make Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein second in command. He would do my dirty work, and then when I die he will become the first monkey leader. One giant step for monkey kind.

4. I'm realated to the outlaw Sam Bass.

5. I live on Earth.

6. I like science, but hate the science fair and bibliographies.

7. I am liberal.

Dictator beaten

For the first time in three years of playing, Johnny Yen has beaten me in a game of Risk.

Elk, remember I can still beat you in Risk.

Note to the people: I have "dominated" the world many times in Risk. I've played maybe 25 games with Johnny and other people and I didn't "dominate" the world five times. Johnny has beaten me only three times.

Record
25W 5L

Must Dominate, must Dominate, must.................

What are you?

Which dictator are you most like? Take the quiz. It said I am like Stalin. Also I would be a ruthless dictator. The link is above the survey.

Al Gore's Day

This is Al Gore's day today.
I have an Uncle thats right wing, is in denial about the Iran Contra scandal etc. He talks about being concerned with the environment but makes fun of Al Gore. He tells me that the right wants honesty, but if you talk to him about the 2000 election and the BS that went on he said that Bush is a better president than what Al Gore would ever be, but, what about your "honesty"? Al Gore is concerned enough about the environment especially compared to our nimrod president, but he doesn't like Al Gore because he is more liberal than George W. It goes to show how naive the Republicans are.

Do you get the idea?

As you might have guessed, this is The Idea of Progress, and he wants YOU!!!