Yesterday, I was looking at my almanac from last year and I found a list of famous people with their birthdays. Here some things that I found…
For one, I think I figured out why Bill O’Reilly is such a turd, his birthday is on Sept. 10th.
Johnny Yen is so great because he shares Bono’s birthday, May 10th.
The worst birthdays to have
Feb. 6, Ronald Reagan’s birthday
Feb. 29, some unlucky person
June 18, Paul McCartney
July 3, Tom Cruise
July 6, George “Dubya” Bush
August 29, John McCain
September 10, Bill O’Reilly
November 25, George “Dubya’s” daughters
The best birthdays to have
Jan. 9, Dave Matthews
Jan. 15 Mlk Jr.
Feb. 24, Steve Jobs
March 2, Dr. Seuss
In between March 2nd and 14th is my birthday
March 14, Albert Einstein
This one is for Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein, March 22, Reese Witherspoon
April 13, Thomas Jefferson
May 10, Bono
May 13, Stevie Wonder
May 20, Stan Mikita
May 21, Al Franken
May 25, Mike Myers
May 29, JFK
July 16, Will Farrell
August 6, Andy Warhol
August 13, Alfred Hitchcock
August 19, Bill Clinton
August 21, Stephen Hillenburg, he created Spongebob
August 25, Tim Burton
August 28, Jack Black
Sept. 1, Dr. Phil
Sept. 13, Ronald Dahl
Sept. 23, Ray Charles
October 2, Gandhi
October 28, Bill Gates
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2 comments:
October 20th is pretty damn cool too - GKL and Dr. Monkey!
Mmmmmm, Reese Witherspoon. Must have more Reese Witherspoon. Can only think about Reese Witherspoon now.
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