Saturday, February 16, 2008

When will the Cubs win the world series?

I have a feeling that when the Cubs win the world series is when Keith Richards will die. And his death will not be from age but from the Cubs actually winning. Anyone have theories on either how Keith Richards will die or how the Cubs can win the world series?

Monday, February 11, 2008

Didn't work out either?

Didn't quite work out for you and all the others did it?

Obviously your endorsements by the far far right didn't help. Now people like the Coultergeist, Rush, and Bill O'reilly are mad about you dropping out. I have to say this to you Mitt. THANK YOU!!!

These right wing pundits compared you to Reagan and you lost. I guess Reagan sucks after all.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Some jokes

Now note that I made up all but the second joke.

Q: Why did Alberto Gonzales cross the road?
A:I don't remeber.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Ozzy cross the road?
A: To bite the chickens head off.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: To touch the chicken.

FUN FACTS: While reading imagine that its David Letterman reading it on his show.

Now that Sylvestor Stallone "finished" all trillion Rocky and Rambo movies, he is going to make five sequels to the Christmas classic, Miracle on 34th street. The first sequel will be Miracle on 35th street, all the way till 40th street.

The Giants are going to beat the Patriots by 1 or 2 points.

Dr. Evil's dad and Keith Richards probably take the same "drugs" which might be Omega 3 pills.

Grant Miller and Dr. Evil are in a cold blog war .

In the year 3792, Rocky 1000 will be in theaters.

Your birthday is on a day that will end in a Y.

Dr. Evil is holding the world ransom for 1 million Hong Kong dollars.

The U.S dollar to the Hong Kong dollar is about 7 to 1.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

I forgot these ones

How to run a dictatorship

1. Get elected.

2. Ban stupidity.

3. Ban republicans.

4. Make allies with Cuba.

5. Sell Dr. Zaius and Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein government jobs.

6. Ban the O'Reilly factor

7. Ban sub-prime loans.

8. Don't invade other countries.

9. When I die, let Bill Clinton be the dictator.

Some more news

Zaius brought up a good point that we should have dug him out to see if he was really dead. Well I've got good news.



Why did there have to be an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie? Look at what they've done to perfectly good songs.

First is TNT

Then we got smells like Teen spirit

Iron man

Smoke on the water

I think Stairway goes a little far.

But to do the whole Dark Side album is insane.

Janie's got a gun

Dream On

Blitzkrieg bop

I found the Sex pistols but it wasn't God Save The Queen though.

I even found The Clash

And we also have REM and the end of the world

La Grange

Back in Black

And war pigs

This is great

This is Mc Rove. Scary.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Rudy's big adventure

So Rudy, I see your stupid tactic didn't work. You ever heard that a little can add up to be a lot?

And how are you Fred?

Didn't work out as you thought?