Saturday, October 27, 2007

The trial

As of tomorrow, Grant Miller will be put on trial. We are currently looking for a jury. We need 12 volunteers. All twelve have to know all the current laws of Dr. Evil. Fortunately for people that like Grant, he can't get a life sentence. For Immaturity reasons, he will be tried as an adolescent. Grant Miller is being tried for not handing over the media to me, Dr. Evil.

Friday, October 26, 2007

My halloween costume

Ok folks. I've decided to be even more evil for Halloween. Here is my costume.

Also I'm going to have a fake shotgun to scare people.

Oh... Wait, am I scaring you now?

By the way, this was so worth the fifteen dollars.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

So far so good

Today Dr. Evil did his science project presentation, happily I made alive. I'm sure my science teacher was amazed. Sorry for not posting in a while either. Also I have to thank the smartass classmates of mine for asking questions that showed the teacher how much research I put into it.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Second, third, and fourth laws of Dr. Evil

The second law of Dr. Evil gives you the right to own bear arms. The bear arms can be used in funny pranks, the superbowl, and to make Packers fans unhappy.

The third law of Dr. Evil says you have thr make a house of soliders. We recommend those green army soliders.

The fourth law of Dr. Evil says in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to an unfair and fascist trial.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Truth

My favorite news source isn't joking with their headlines any more. The Onions headline reads "Poll:Bullshit is most important issue for 2008 voters."

Since when does the Onion actually start printing the truth?

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Tagged, by Bubs

Seven facts you didn't know about me

1. I collect cions. I have about five ounces of silver. I'm going to save about $800 for a gold coin, which weighs about an ounce.

2. If I can't be a pilot or politician, I want to either take over the Late Show when Letterman retires or start my own funny show, I don't know how I could do this though.

3. If I really were dictator I would make Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein second in command. He would do my dirty work, and then when I die he will become the first monkey leader. One giant step for monkey kind.

4. I'm realated to the outlaw Sam Bass.

5. I live on Earth.

6. I like science, but hate the science fair and bibliographies.

7. I am liberal.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Dictator beaten

For the first time in three years of playing, Johnny Yen has beaten me in a game of Risk.

Elk, remember I can still beat you in Risk.

Note to the people: I have "dominated" the world many times in Risk. I've played maybe 25 games with Johnny and other people and I didn't "dominate" the world five times. Johnny has beaten me only three times.

25W 5L

Must Dominate, must Dominate, must.................

Saturday, October 13, 2007

What are you?

Which dictator are you most like? Take the quiz. It said I am like Stalin. Also I would be a ruthless dictator. The link is above the survey.

Al Gore's Day

This is Al Gore's day today.
I have an Uncle thats right wing, is in denial about the Iran Contra scandal etc. He talks about being concerned with the environment but makes fun of Al Gore. He tells me that the right wants honesty, but if you talk to him about the 2000 election and the BS that went on he said that Bush is a better president than what Al Gore would ever be, but, what about your "honesty"? Al Gore is concerned enough about the environment especially compared to our nimrod president, but he doesn't like Al Gore because he is more liberal than George W. It goes to show how naive the Republicans are.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Do you get the idea?

As you might have guessed, this is The Idea of Progress, and he wants YOU!!!

Our buddy, The Evil Genius

This man is none other than our Evil Genius. This is what he gives me, this is what he gets.

A Great Picture of everyone's best friend, Bubs

This is what you get for not taking two seconds to smile at the camera Bubs.

A look into the life of Grant Miller

Here it is, what you've been waiting for...... The one and only Grant Miller posing for the paparazzi.
Tell me what you think of these pictures. Oh by the way he chose not to go to rehab.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

First law of Dr. Evil

The first law of Dr. Evil is Habeas Corpse. Any person under arrest is to be brought before a corpse of Judges and Juries. In Latin it would literally mean, "You shall have a dead body (in the court)." Also our Supreme Court will be made up of nine Injustices, including one Chief Injustice, in other words, we will keep the same Injustices in office presently.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Victory strategy

As you can tell, I have no plan of action against Grant. So I am going to claim he has weapons of blog destruction, and then we "hunt" him down. Then we claim to liberate "the people". Sound like a game plan?

Fun facts

Johnny Yen isn't worth a million in prizes.

Grant Miller is mentally insane.

Chicken Little's least favorite season is Fall.

Al Gore will make a sequel to his movie except it will be called "A Convenient Truth" .

The Patriot Act is Patriotic, not.


There is a Starbucks on every corner of the world, except when you want to go there.

I really seriously do a good Dr. Evil impression.

Johnny Yen is my long lost dad.

He has had three wives, not at the same time though.

He has two brothers, when you combine how many times all three of them have been married, the sum is seven. Two for Uncle D and Uncle K each. Then three for Mr. Yen. Ta-da, 7 wives total.

Books that should be written

Some books that I should write:

How to be a dummy for dummies

How to read for dummies

How to be smart for dummies

how to win a gold medal in the Olympics without steroids for dummies

How to pronounce the word "a" for dummies

And the picture above is a good one for Mr Yen

Monday, October 8, 2007

Have You Seen This Man?

If so, please call this number on your screen.


He is wanted for escaping a mental institution. Also is a criminal for not suppoting us. Remember, if your not with us, your against us.

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Down with Grant Miller Media Inc.
Spread Communism Inc.
Antifreedom Association (AFA)

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It is official

I declare blog war on Grant Miller Media. By next week I should have some photos of Grant, while I was doing some espionage work at Feed The Beast. As we all know Grant escaped rehab with his lady, Britney Spears.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

lets talk buisness

any one want an interview by me leave a comment

Saturday, October 6, 2007

someone is going to pay

I thought I made myself clear when I offered the diamond backs one million dollars to let the cubs win the world series. Sigh wait till next year.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Do you know?

If any republican wins the election, I will die. Thats all folks