This is a funny commercial

I've been seeing this on TV within the last few months. Just imagine that the politician guy is Blago......

New name

I decided to change my new name to "The Dude."

All I wanted was a new rug....

Saw it comin...

Roddy, was a disgrace. But, we know he is an Illinois gov. My dad waited on him at the restaurant called Juries, but the irony is that he will have to be waiting on a Jury soon. Obviously he did a lot of dumb things but if your going to try and sell a Senate seat, you probably should not be in any trouble prior to this.

Hope you and Ryan become great friends!

Hello again

Hard to believe its been about a year since I've been to China. Anyways, lets move on.

The Cubs sadly died this year again, but I'm glad that Bush is out and Obama is in soon.

THIS WEEKS PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION IS.......

What is the best drum solo in history? I have thought long and hard trying to figure it out. For me, I cannot decide whether the solo from Inna Gada Da Vida or the solo from Frankenstein is better. What are your picks of best drum solo's?

hello

So its been a little while since I posted......


I bet that no one is looking at this and if you are then thank you. I will hopefully start posting again.

My star trek character

Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard

Jean-Luc Picard 70% Data 61% Worf 60% Geordi LaForge 55% Deanna Troi 55% Spock 52% Mr. Sulu 45% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 45% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 40% Chekov 40% Will Riker 40% Beverly Crusher 30% James T. Kirk (Captain) 25% Uhura 20% Mr. Scott 15%

A lover of Shakespeare and other fine literature. You have a decisive mind and a firm hand in dealing with others.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

Oh no. he's going to be mean to me!!!

Here is a good question.

Why do we have American troops in Iraq when we could bring them home and send Dick Cheney there. I hear he is pretty good with a shotgun. And if he isn't good enough with his shotgun, then we won't care.

Sorry I haven't been on in a while people

I had 8th grade graduation and took kind of a long break from blogging. Hopefully I will resume my schedule again.

DR. EVIL 08!!!

Running against PEACE, PROSPERITY, and INCUMBENCY.

Like I didn't see this coming............

To avoid plagerism, I got this from Msnbc
Edwards To Endorse Obama

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May 14, 2008 5:04 PM

ABC News' Kate Snow, Raelyn Johnson, Sunlen Miller, and Rick Klein Report: Former Sen. John Edwards is endorsing Sen. Barack Obama's presidential candidacy Wednesday evening, in a dramatic attempt by the Obama campaign to answer concerns regarding Obama's appeal to working-class voters, several senior Democratic sources tell ABC News.

The Obama campaign confirms Edwards will endorse Obama at a campaign rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan Wednesday. The event was originally scheduled to start at 7pmET, but was moved up to 6:20pmET, presumably to have the announcement make the evening news.

Edwards, who ran for president on a platform of eradicating poverty, plans to appear alongside Obama for the announcement. The event comes one day after Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton defeated Obama by 41 points in the West Virginia primary, and Edwards' endorsement will give Obama a key establishment stamp of approval as he attempts to close out the nominating process.

Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth, have remained studiously neutral since the Edwards campaign came to a close Jan. 30. Edwards on Sunday called Obama "the likely nominee," but made clear that his statement reflected a judgment about the state of the race, not necessarily a personal preference.

The possibility of an Edwards endorsement has been the subject of intense speculation for months; only former vice president Al Gore's endorsement was more coveted by Obama and Clinton. Edwards and his wife had publicly praised Clinton's healthcare plan, but Edwards' anti-corporate message seemed a better fit for Obama's outsider campaign.

Campaign Chairman Terry McAuliffe responded to the endorsement this evening both during a quick press availability outside of the Senator's residence, and in a paper statement.

“We respect John Edwards," McAuliffe said, "but as the voters of West Virginia showed last night, this thing is far from over.”

A source close to the Clinton campaign said the Edwards camp gave the Clinton folks a heads up.

"Clearly it's upsetting," the source tells ABC. "He brings the workers" to Obama.

"Well I don't think it's good news, but there's a lot of news in this business and we move forward and move past it. It's not great news," a Clinton senior advisor said.

Asked what effect the Edwards endorsement might have, he said: "We don't know. We'll see. We'll see how much of it is transferable," referring to Edwards' popularity with white working class voters.

"We would've preferred it," to be our endorsement the advisor said. That's not a secret.

Clinton met today with six uncommitted superdelegates at the DCCC offices on Capitol Hill.

This advisor said the Clinton campaign believes superdelegates are concerned about Obama's loss in West Virginia last night and other swing states.

"No question -- that started with Ohio and increased with Pennsylvania, Indiana and West Virginia," he said. "All I can say is, I don't want to overdramatize it, but starting with Ohio the remaining superdelegates started really focusing on the 270 electoral vote issue and how do we best assemble that and it's made a marked impression."

But then in a moment of candor the advisor conceded, "I'm not sure it's gonna be enough."

This is a funny vid I saw on youtube today

Its called the empire strikes Barack. Staring Barack, Darth Hillary, Emperor Bill and others.

My new blog rating

This is what makes my blog is rated what it is....

dick (8x) turd (5x) corpse (3x) steal (1x)

Just a wild guess

I seem to notice that I have at least one vote for everything but President Dr. Evil. Just as a guess, I'm thinking that it really should be Mr. Mission Accomplished's name. Do I hear the people right? I mean left.

How to save SNL among all you old timers

Since the Franco skit has been long gone I figured out that to get you guys to watch SNL again, you need another dictator to die. Because of Castro resigning a few months after a certain post I had about him, I figured out that I could try and save SNL using this blog and Fidel. By doing this........

CASTRO IS STILL ALIVE!!!



Give it two or three months and hopefully you will understand what I'm trying to do.

Why the name change Doc?

With the survey, I have so far found out that the majority wants me to be Prime Minister Dr. Evil, so thats what I'm going for. This will be the only time you can get what you want. So boo hoo to you people who didn't vote.....

More on what I shall do as president

Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.

I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism

I will make sure Franco is still dead.

I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.

And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.


EVIL/Small 08!!!

If you support us, we won't support you.

Dr. Evil makes a miraculous comeback!!!

Today, around three thirty PM central time, Dr. Evil made a miraculous comeback in Risk. As Johnny Yen was dominating, Dr. Evil got a bonus and managed to cripple his main forces. It started out with me only having all of South America and a few other countries. Using my 3 minimum armies, 2 South American bonus armies, and my 15 card bonus armies, I was able to fortify South America from invasion from Central America while taking and holding Africa and eliminating my step-sister in the process and getting her cards. Besides taking Africa, I made sure that he wouldn't get any bonuses for Asia or Europe, although he got the Australian bonus. By that time he had to head off for work so my step-sister took his place and by then she couldn't do much. She got a few countries but because I had her cards from when I had previously eliminated her, I had another extra 15 army bonus with the African, and South American bonus plus having 21 countries I got 7 armies. By then, I took most (but not all) of Asia. By then she had only a few countries left giving her the 3 army minimum, thus not getting far. Then I won by taking Aussie and North America.

What was actually amazing was that Yen had so much of the world that I joked that it would be funny if I won. My step-sister had only 4 countries and I had only about 5 and I made a very miraculous come back.

As the ending message....


"I PITTY THE FOOL!!!"
-As famously said by Mr. T

Its official!!!

Dr. Evil and Dick Small have joined alliances. Dick Small is now Dr. Evil's running mate!!!

Evil/Small 08!!!

Sorry for not posting in a while

Dr. Evil has been busy this month. My mom has just closed on a house and we're moving in around the middle of April. Dr. Evil found out what high school he is going to. Plus Dr. Evil is waiting for a new president.

I seem to be going back and forth on running mates, but I will ask Dick Small if he wants to be my running mate. Tell me what you think.

EVIL/SMALL 08!!!

Here it is

This is the 3am attack. Enjoy.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein wins Texas by 1 percent and 3 am attack ad!!!

Pundit: Because Dr. Evil was running such a great campaign, Dr. Monkerstein was desperate to win some states. The way he won is by running some scare tactic attack ads on who to trust during a 3 am crisis. But, who would you trust during a 3 am crisis? Dr. evil or Dr. Monkerstein?

5 reasons Obama should get the democratic nomination

1. Hillary would have a harder time in a situation of having to compromise. Obama was a state legislator which seems to have helped him.

2. If anyone can fool everyone at the same time it would be Obama, he has speeches that are amazing and believable.

3. His goals are pretty realistic especially compared to Clinton.

4. He has brought so much interest back into politics that was once diminishing.

5. His healthcare plan is better than Clinton's. And wasn't one who supported this costly war.

How you know a movie is good

The best and most accurate way to know that a movie is usually good is if Richard Roeper hates it.



This is the trailer for a movie I want to see. Be Kind Rewind.

Are we there yet?

When will the Cubs win the world series?

I have a feeling that when the Cubs win the world series is when Keith Richards will die. And his death will not be from age but from the Cubs actually winning. Anyone have theories on either how Keith Richards will die or how the Cubs can win the world series?

Didn't work out either?

Didn't quite work out for you and all the others did it?








Obviously your endorsements by the far far right didn't help. Now people like the Coultergeist, Rush, and Bill O'reilly are mad about you dropping out. I have to say this to you Mitt. THANK YOU!!!

These right wing pundits compared you to Reagan and you lost. I guess Reagan sucks after all.

Some jokes

Now note that I made up all but the second joke.

Q: Why did Alberto Gonzales cross the road?
A:I don't remeber.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.


Q: Why did Ozzy cross the road?
A: To bite the chickens head off.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: To touch the chicken.

FUN FACTS: While reading imagine that its David Letterman reading it on his show.

Now that Sylvestor Stallone "finished" all trillion Rocky and Rambo movies, he is going to make five sequels to the Christmas classic, Miracle on 34th street. The first sequel will be Miracle on 35th street, all the way till 40th street.

The Giants are going to beat the Patriots by 1 or 2 points.

Dr. Evil's dad and Keith Richards probably take the same "drugs" which might be Omega 3 pills.

Grant Miller and Dr. Evil are in a cold blog war .

In the year 3792, Rocky 1000 will be in theaters.

Your birthday is on a day that will end in a Y.

Dr. Evil is holding the world ransom for 1 million Hong Kong dollars.

The U.S dollar to the Hong Kong dollar is about 7 to 1.

I forgot these ones

How to run a dictatorship

1. Get elected.

2. Ban stupidity.

3. Ban republicans.

4. Make allies with Cuba.

5. Sell Dr. Zaius and Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein government jobs.

6. Ban the O'Reilly factor

7. Ban sub-prime loans.

8. Don't invade other countries.

9. When I die, let Bill Clinton be the dictator.

Some more news

Zaius brought up a good point that we should have dug him out to see if he was really dead. Well I've got good news.

FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!

Why?

Why did there have to be an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie? Look at what they've done to perfectly good songs.

First is TNT



Then we got smells like Teen spirit



Iron man



Smoke on the water



I think Stairway goes a little far.



But to do the whole Dark Side album is insane.



Janie's got a gun



Dream On



Blitzkrieg bop



I found the Sex pistols but it wasn't God Save The Queen though.



I even found The Clash



And we also have REM and the end of the world



La Grange



Back in Black



And war pigs

This is great

This is Mc Rove. Scary.

Rudy's big adventure

So Rudy, I see your stupid tactic didn't work. You ever heard that a little can add up to be a lot?


And how are you Fred?

Didn't work out as you thought?

Some bad news

CASTRO IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Here is some news

FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!!!

How Liberal are you?

I stole this test from Dick Small's blog. Here are my results.

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Bill O'Reilly reporting on the Election 2008

Bill O'Reilly: "As the 2008 election is heating up, lets take a look at ALL the candidates, notice how I say ALL the candidates."



"Tonight, being the pundit I am, we will talk to one special candidate that will win the 2008 election. His name is Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein.
Now Dr. Monkerstein, why should the American public vote for you?"



Monkerstein: "Well. For one, my running mate is Joe Lieberman. That's right. The one who supports your tax dollars getting flushed down the toilet."

Bill O'Reilly: "Wow, that is a great reason. Lets get Joe to join in on the conversation."



Joe Lieberman: "Hi Bill, hi Monkey."

Bill O'Reilly: "So Joe, are you and Monkey going to raise taxes for those "poor/middle class" people, and give us greedy undeserving, rich people tax breaks that are unnecessary tax breaks ?"

Joe Lieberman: "Of Course! Monkey Love is going to put Reagan to shame."

Bill O'Reilly: "Well, you got my endorsement. Remember, my little brainwashed audience. On that day, vote for these two guys by punching in #2 and making sure your ballot does not have even one butterfly!!!"

I have a request

Dr. Evil is having a contest to see who could be the very first guest blogger. All you have to do is leave a comment and say that you would like to be a guest. Then I will decide. All you would have to do is post one or two days a week on a week day. And if you send me a dollar you will make $1000 a week folding envelopes.

This is great

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/second_term

When Bush won the last election in 2004, this video came out on Jibjab.com. I like this video, if you look at the begining,Colin Powell gets yanked off the stage. Now, most of those people would be off. Enjoy.

Extra Extra

Kid selling newspaper: "EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! DR. MONKEY VON MONKERSTEIN IS ENDORSED BY BILL O'REILLY AND RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!

Monkey Love is totally right wing

Now, Monkey Love 08 is gaining popularity, but they are totally brainwashing you. You think they are good but Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein's running mate, Joe Lieberman is endorsing John McCain for the 08 election. This message has been brought to you by Dr. Evil and Dan Rather. This is why you should vote Dr. Evil in 2008. By giving me your "vote" in 2008, you can join the evil family.

Remember

DR. EVIL 08'!!!

Ok, Ok

Dr. Evil has decided not to retire. This almost reminds me of Doonesbury. In one of the comics, Uncle Duke is with his assistant in China while he's the ambassador and she said, "Last week chairman Mao said he wanted to tear down the Great Wall because it represents the old times. So I told him I would have it torn down immediately, then two days later, he said he wanted it back up again and I told him that I had personally directed the rebuilding of the Wall, and he thinks I'm a genius."
Uncle Duke said, "In some ways you are."

But anyway... I guess that the regime change must go on.

I forgot to mention my Christmas. Well, it was OK on Christmas day but I ended up staying at my grandma's house for the night. At midnight I played Risk with three other cousins. We figured that it would end at two or three in the morning, but it went a little longer than we expected. My first cousin and I were the first ones to go, at about five in the morning. Then we went to go get coffee, donuts, and other breakfast "stuff". By the time we got back, it was seven thirty and the my two other cousins were still playing. At about nine in the morning, they finished.

Surprisingly, this was a great Christmas, but a nine hour game of Risk is crazy......