Johnny Yen isn't worth a million in prizes.
Grant Miller is mentally insane.
Chicken Little's least favorite season is Fall.
Al Gore will make a sequel to his movie except it will be called "A Convenient Truth" .
The Patriot Act is Patriotic, not.
1+1=11.
There is a Starbucks on every corner of the world, except when you want to go there.
I really seriously do a good Dr. Evil impression.
Johnny Yen is my long lost dad.
He has had three wives, not at the same time though.
He has two brothers, when you combine how many times all three of them have been married, the sum is seven. Two for Uncle D and Uncle K each. Then three for Mr. Yen. Ta-da, 7 wives total.
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Who is worse?
If Barack Obama won, who do you think he would choose to run with him?
If Hillary won the primary, who do you think she would chose to run with her?
What should my name be when I'm the leader of the world?
Which will happen first?
Another great quote, by Dr. Evil
- "As a kid, my father would make outrageous statements, like he invented the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy..........."
My blog is worth $9597.18
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Who is more evil?
Quote of the Millennium
- "Vote early and often" -Richard J. Daley
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About Me
- Generalissimo (Dictator) for life
- A house in, Stalingrad, Russia
- I shall rule the world, but I will serve my people by making stupidity illegal.
My regime buddies and enemies
- Bubs: my #1 spy
- Deadspot
- Dick Small's blog
- Dr, Zaius : my other political opponent
- Dr. monkeyvonmonkerstin: my main political opponent
- Erik's choice
- evil genius: the next one in charge
- grant miller media: The only news source that is trying to bring me down
- Gurn
- Jon the intergalactic gladiator
- My long lost father
- Passion of the Dale
- Pistols at dawn
- Samurai frog
- skylers dad
- the idea of progress: my left hand man
- two minutes: Joe Lieberman
4 comments:
The only Starbucks I've ever seen was 23 miles away, yo.
And hm, Seven Wives for Three Brothers... that would be an intriguing porno, wouldn't it...?
One plus One does indeed equal eleven. That's scientific fact. Like, how cheese + bread (x 2) = a sandwich. I rule you.
Stop making my brain hurt.
Dude, I'm not speaking out against you. I got no beef with you.
Just checking in to look around your new place. Nice job so far!
This was an ideal post. Hilarious!
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