Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Fun facts

Johnny Yen isn't worth a million in prizes.

Grant Miller is mentally insane.

Chicken Little's least favorite season is Fall.

Al Gore will make a sequel to his movie except it will be called "A Convenient Truth" .

The Patriot Act is Patriotic, not.

1+1=11.

There is a Starbucks on every corner of the world, except when you want to go there.

I really seriously do a good Dr. Evil impression.

Johnny Yen is my long lost dad.

He has had three wives, not at the same time though.

He has two brothers, when you combine how many times all three of them have been married, the sum is seven. Two for Uncle D and Uncle K each. Then three for Mr. Yen. Ta-da, 7 wives total.

4 comments:

J.D. said...

The only Starbucks I've ever seen was 23 miles away, yo.

And hm, Seven Wives for Three Brothers... that would be an intriguing porno, wouldn't it...?

One plus One does indeed equal eleven. That's scientific fact. Like, how cheese + bread (x 2) = a sandwich. I rule you.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Stop making my brain hurt.

Joe said...

Dude, I'm not speaking out against you. I got no beef with you.

Just checking in to look around your new place. Nice job so far!

Foofa said...

This was an ideal post. Hilarious!