Since I haven't been able to post for a whole week, due to lack of an internet source, heres a solution... You could call me on my cell phone 773-202-5862. You can call me from 3 p.m. central time to 4:30 on week days. On weekends you can call me from noon to 4. Go ahead try it.
In other news today,
Have you ever seen stickers on vans or buses that say, How's my driving? What if they changed it for people with a drunk history record they could say, How's my drunk driving? That might make traffic flow a little faster.
Also last weekend, my mom and I went shopping at the grocery store. (Usually we go on weeknights.)
It took so long because the store was filled with old people. Its not that I hate l hate old people, but they tend to stop in the middle of the Aisle exactly where your trying to get through. And then when you say "excuse me", they grunt at you like there is enough room to go through.
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Can I prank call you?
I'll be putting your number up in all public restrooms where Larry Craig might frequent.
I have Skyler raise his legs in his chair and we ram their carts!
See, personally, I just hate old people. I think we should ship them out to Utah and build a big fence around the entire state and just make it a statewide mandatory retirement home. Not that I've given this a lot of thought.
You may not have noticed it, but old people grunt a lot. It's kind of their hobby.
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