Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

How Liberal are you?

I stole this test from Dick Small's blog. Here are my results.




Your Political Profile:



Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal



Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal



Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal



Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal



Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal



Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Bill O'Reilly reporting on the Election 2008



Bill O'Reilly: "As the 2008 election is heating up, lets take a look at ALL the candidates, notice how I say ALL the candidates."



"Tonight, being the pundit I am, we will talk to one special candidate that will win the 2008 election. His name is Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein.
Now Dr. Monkerstein, why should the American public vote for you?"



Monkerstein: "Well. For one, my running mate is Joe Lieberman. That's right. The one who supports your tax dollars getting flushed down the toilet."

Bill O'Reilly: "Wow, that is a great reason. Lets get Joe to join in on the conversation."



Joe Lieberman: "Hi Bill, hi Monkey."

Bill O'Reilly: "So Joe, are you and Monkey going to raise taxes for those "poor/middle class" people, and give us greedy undeserving, rich people tax breaks that are unnecessary tax breaks ?"

Joe Lieberman: "Of Course! Monkey Love is going to put Reagan to shame."

Bill O'Reilly: "Well, you got my endorsement. Remember, my little brainwashed audience. On that day, vote for these two guys by punching in #2 and making sure your ballot does not have even one butterfly!!!"

Sunday, January 6, 2008

I have a request

Dr. Evil is having a contest to see who could be the very first guest blogger. All you have to do is leave a comment and say that you would like to be a guest. Then I will decide. All you would have to do is post one or two days a week on a week day. And if you send me a dollar you will make $1000 a week folding envelopes.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

This is great

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/second_term


When Bush won the last election in 2004, this video came out on Jibjab.com. I like this video, if you look at the begining,Colin Powell gets yanked off the stage. Now, most of those people would be off. Enjoy.

Extra Extra


Kid selling newspaper: "EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! DR. MONKEY VON MONKERSTEIN IS ENDORSED BY BILL O'REILLY AND RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!

Friday, January 4, 2008

Monkey Love is totally right wing

Now, Monkey Love 08 is gaining popularity, but they are totally brainwashing you. You think they are good but Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein's running mate, Joe Lieberman is endorsing John McCain for the 08 election. This message has been brought to you by Dr. Evil and Dan Rather. This is why you should vote Dr. Evil in 2008. By giving me your "vote" in 2008, you can join the evil family.

Remember

DR. EVIL 08'!!!

Ok, Ok

Dr. Evil has decided not to retire. This almost reminds me of Doonesbury. In one of the comics, Uncle Duke is with his assistant in China while he's the ambassador and she said, "Last week chairman Mao said he wanted to tear down the Great Wall because it represents the old times. So I told him I would have it torn down immediately, then two days later, he said he wanted it back up again and I told him that I had personally directed the rebuilding of the Wall, and he thinks I'm a genius."
Uncle Duke said, "In some ways you are."

But anyway... I guess that the regime change must go on.

I forgot to mention my Christmas. Well, it was OK on Christmas day but I ended up staying at my grandma's house for the night. At midnight I played Risk with three other cousins. We figured that it would end at two or three in the morning, but it went a little longer than we expected. My first cousin and I were the first ones to go, at about five in the morning. Then we went to go get coffee, donuts, and other breakfast "stuff". By the time we got back, it was seven thirty and the my two other cousins were still playing. At about nine in the morning, they finished.

Surprisingly, this was a great Christmas, but a nine hour game of Risk is crazy......