Bill O'Reilly: "As the 2008 election is heating up, lets take a look at ALL the candidates, notice how I say ALL the candidates."
"Tonight, being the pundit I am, we will talk to one special candidate that will win the 2008 election. His name is Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein.
Now Dr. Monkerstein, why should the American public vote for you?"
Monkerstein: "Well. For one, my running mate is Joe Lieberman. That's right. The one who supports your tax dollars getting flushed down the toilet."
Bill O'Reilly: "Wow, that is a great reason. Lets get Joe to join in on the conversation."
Joe Lieberman: "Hi Bill, hi Monkey."
Bill O'Reilly: "So Joe, are you and Monkey going to raise taxes for those "poor/middle class" people, and give us greedy undeserving, rich people tax breaks that are unnecessary tax breaks ?"
Joe Lieberman: "Of Course! Monkey Love is going to put Reagan to shame."
Bill O'Reilly: "Well, you got my endorsement. Remember, my little brainwashed audience. On that day, vote for these two guys by punching in #2 and making sure your ballot does not have even one butterfly!!!"
8 comments:
Oh, quit it with your lies. We all know it's you who's teamed up with Lieberman! Stop hiding behind your crystal-plated, rose-colored, Vietnamese child slave-made looking glass! Gawd!
Jd- Joe Lieberman is not the Dr. Evil style of evil.
I understand why you hate me, after all I am so much smarter and better looking than you will ever be but, why do you hate Kristi Love? Do you just not like girls?
Your argument is false, Dr. Monkerstein, like your platform. I do believe that you will be able to garner some votes from the Ann Coulter crowd with your new running mate, though!
Nice photoshop skills tho!
I get no respect from his Evilness.
Skylers dad- It was my buddy Zaius who did this for me.
Kristi- Your form of evilness shivers my spine.
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