Kid sellig newspapers-"Extra extra!!! Read all about it!!!"
"Monkerstein supports another, No child left behind act!!!"
Its me again, Dr. Evil. Now that I'm in Dr. Zaius's race, lets talk about the top 10 things that would be wrong with Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein if he were "president"...
10. He will still keep humans and monkeys segregated.
9. He will hire Rush Limbaugh as his "advisor".
8. If you don't wear a fez in public you will be sent to prison for 10 years.
7. The whole nation will be required to read the New York Post and watch Fox news instead of working 8 hours a day.
6. He will spread Illinios politics throughout the nation.
5. Mitt Romney will be his best friend.
4. He will ban "The Onion".
3. He will execute Fidel Castro.
2. He would make president Bush look like FDR. That's scary.
1. And lastly...... Joe Liberman will be his vice- president.
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I don't know.... I do look good in a fez.
Ack! Joe Lieberman?? I had no idea that he could stoop so low!
Lies, all lies. Kristi Love is my Veep and the only person who will suffer as a result of my being elected President is you! In fact, your suffering begins now because I am taking back the "Blogging Star" award I gave you. So there, nah nah nah.
What's so wrong with #3 again?, he asks.
Kirby- Well thats good.
Dr. Zaius- I know, its scary.
Dr. MVM- Ok, so the one with you being Mitt Romney's best friend may have been taking it a little too far....
JD- To execute Fidel, you would have to invade Cuba. And with all these facts about Monkerstein, especially #2 he would do as good of a job as president Bush.
Will I be able to secure a cushy government job?
You must be getting your news from CNN or something because I sir, am no Joe Liberman, but I will be vice-president.
Get your Monkey/Love on in 2008!
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