Now note that I made up all but the second joke.
Q: Why did Alberto Gonzales cross the road?
A:I don't remeber.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did Ozzy cross the road?
A: To bite the chickens head off.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: To touch the chicken.
FUN FACTS: While reading imagine that its David Letterman reading it on his show.
Now that Sylvestor Stallone "finished" all trillion Rocky and Rambo movies, he is going to make five sequels to the Christmas classic, Miracle on 34th street. The first sequel will be Miracle on 35th street, all the way till 40th street.
The Giants are going to beat the Patriots by 1 or 2 points.
Dr. Evil's dad and Keith Richards probably take the same "drugs" which might be Omega 3 pills.
Grant Miller and Dr. Evil are in a cold blog war .
In the year 3792, Rocky 1000 will be in theaters.
Your birthday is on a day that will end in a Y.
Dr. Evil is holding the world ransom for 1 million Hong Kong dollars.
The U.S dollar to the Hong Kong dollar is about 7 to 1.
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- Dr, Zaius : my other political opponent
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7 comments:
Only guys' birthdays end in a Y. Women stop having them at a certain age. Tread carefully.
I am pretty sure that Dr. Evil's dad and Keith Richards but do Glucosimine also...
That first joke is great.
How much is a Hong Kong dollar in US Dollars? ;-)
You should have clued in Terry Bradshaw about the Giants.
I can't wait for Miracle on 37th Street. Something tells me that will be the best one.
The fact of the matter is that despite all the lowfat, high fiber health food I eat, Keith Richards will almost certainly outlive me. Nothing can kill this guy.
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