Saturday, February 2, 2008

How to run a dictatorship

1. Get elected.

2. Ban stupidity.

3. Ban republicans.

4. Make allies with Cuba.

5. Sell Dr. Zaius and Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein government jobs.

6. Ban the O'Reilly factor

7. Ban sub-prime loans.

8. Don't invade other countries.

9. When I die, let Bill Clinton be the dictator.

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