Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein wins Texas by 1 percent and 3 am attack ad!!!

Pundit: Because Dr. Evil was running such a great campaign, Dr. Monkerstein was desperate to win some states. The way he won is by running some scare tactic attack ads on who to trust during a 3 am crisis. But, who would you trust during a 3 am crisis? Dr. evil or Dr. Monkerstein?

6 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

I trust Dr. Monkey at any a.m.!

Dale said...

I think I'd have to go with Dr. Evil because he has Johnny Yen as back up.

Anonymous said...

I love scare tactics. Otherwise campaigning's just no fun.

Anonymous said...

.. I mean, obviously..

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I never set foot in Texas you silly boy. I despise Texas. And if anyone calls me at 3 AM, I'm hanging up.

Anonymous said...

Then how about 3:30??? Is that still too early?
3:45??