Monday, March 31, 2008

More on what I shall do as president

Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.

I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism

I will make sure Franco is still dead.

I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.

And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.


EVIL/Small 08!!!

If you support us, we won't support you.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the thing I like most about your agenda is that there's really nothing for me to do, except sit back and get paid. I wonder if I might be able to host a few lunches, and stuff like that... maybe a couple of "official" trips to Hawaii as sort of a "good-will ambassador" type-thing.
And also, I wouldn't mind a raise, either.

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

Thats my local politics for ya. Would you like $80,000 for "fun?"

Just while your at it.......

Anonymous said...

$80K??? I don't know. I thought the pay for V.P. was, like, $250K. I'm not so sure now....
Btw, while I'm "at" what???

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

No New York governors complained about 80K....

Anonymous said...

80K???? That's it??? 250K or I walk. I want a bonus package, also.

Anonymous said...

I also want an ipod.

Anonymous said...

... and an iphone.

Anonymous said...

.. and a pony.

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

How about................




One million dollars?



(You could send your personal secretary to buy whatever you want)

Anonymous said...

How are you going to run the world, when you can't even beat the Elk at Risk?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaaa

Anonymous said...

... and sure, I'll take the million. Why not. Count me in.

Anonymous said...

Of course, I would have settled at $500K, but since you offered the $1M, you're stuck with it now...

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

Elk-I beat you once and I'll beat you again if you ever visit me.

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm..... Getting very forgetful aren't we? The Elk was never and remains undefeated . Could it be the prospect of another Century of losing baseball on the North side that is causing your dementia?


Next, you're going to claim I was hiding weapons of mass destruction in Kamtachtka and that Brownie is doing a heck of a job.....

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

Elk- A few things. I think your hiding WMD's in Siberia.

Ukraine not weak!!!

And last your doing a heckuva job Elk.

Anonymous said...

Can I get a job too? and also Dr. Evil, you're not really just 14 are you?

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

Marjorie- Yes, I'm 14. You can be in the Supreme court. You could be my chief injustice.

Anonymous said...

Thank You, allright outasight wowie I'm stoked, finally someone has actually really and truly let me do something! I'm a dork I know it but who cares yippe kay aye oh ride em cowboys eeeehaaa sani-flush.

THANKS, I won't disappoint you.


heeheeheeheehee

;)