Monday, March 31, 2008

More on what I shall do as president

Fidel Castro shall be sold a government job.

I will fight that new thing that is spreading the world.............. (Grant) Millerism

I will make sure Franco is still dead.

I will make The Onion and The National Enquirer are the national newspapers and make sure that their government controlled.

And I shall ban any right-wing politics, but will move the O'Reilly Factor to Comedy Central just for kicks.

EVIL/Small 08!!!

If you support us, we won't support you.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Dr. Evil makes a miraculous comeback!!!

Today, around three thirty PM central time, Dr. Evil made a miraculous comeback in Risk. As Johnny Yen was dominating, Dr. Evil got a bonus and managed to cripple his main forces. It started out with me only having all of South America and a few other countries. Using my 3 minimum armies, 2 South American bonus armies, and my 15 card bonus armies, I was able to fortify South America from invasion from Central America while taking and holding Africa and eliminating my step-sister in the process and getting her cards. Besides taking Africa, I made sure that he wouldn't get any bonuses for Asia or Europe, although he got the Australian bonus. By that time he had to head off for work so my step-sister took his place and by then she couldn't do much. She got a few countries but because I had her cards from when I had previously eliminated her, I had another extra 15 army bonus with the African, and South American bonus plus having 21 countries I got 7 armies. By then, I took most (but not all) of Asia. By then she had only a few countries left giving her the 3 army minimum, thus not getting far. Then I won by taking Aussie and North America.

What was actually amazing was that Yen had so much of the world that I joked that it would be funny if I won. My step-sister had only 4 countries and I had only about 5 and I made a very miraculous come back.

As the ending message....

-As famously said by Mr. T

Its official!!!

Dr. Evil and Dick Small have joined alliances. Dick Small is now Dr. Evil's running mate!!!

Evil/Small 08!!!

Sorry for not posting in a while

Dr. Evil has been busy this month. My mom has just closed on a house and we're moving in around the middle of April. Dr. Evil found out what high school he is going to. Plus Dr. Evil is waiting for a new president.

I seem to be going back and forth on running mates, but I will ask Dick Small if he wants to be my running mate. Tell me what you think.


Thursday, March 13, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein wins Texas by 1 percent and 3 am attack ad!!!

Pundit: Because Dr. Evil was running such a great campaign, Dr. Monkerstein was desperate to win some states. The way he won is by running some scare tactic attack ads on who to trust during a 3 am crisis. But, who would you trust during a 3 am crisis? Dr. evil or Dr. Monkerstein?

Sunday, March 2, 2008

5 reasons Obama should get the democratic nomination

1. Hillary would have a harder time in a situation of having to compromise. Obama was a state legislator which seems to have helped him.

2. If anyone can fool everyone at the same time it would be Obama, he has speeches that are amazing and believable.

3. His goals are pretty realistic especially compared to Clinton.

4. He has brought so much interest back into politics that was once diminishing.

5. His healthcare plan is better than Clinton's. And wasn't one who supported this costly war.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

How you know a movie is good

The best and most accurate way to know that a movie is usually good is if Richard Roeper hates it.

This is the trailer for a movie I want to see. Be Kind Rewind.